Miles SW

I consider myself funny. Others would just say I'm a millennial. Learning Spanish 🇪🇦 Margarita enthusiast🍹Husband @cw_london 🏳️‍🌈

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@shirlpuzz This is the worst version of this song ever, and I’ve been to karaoke at a slug and lettuce

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@Lawrence_Mancey This has made my day 😭

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@Neilfever I’ve been going to Thorpe park for 25 years and never once set foot on that beach, but I’m absolutely furious they’ve replaced half of it with this

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@mrmcghoo2 4th week for me now Although I think I wake up early because there's no booze acting as a general anaesthetic haha

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

Sainsburys letting their staff wear their uniforms on tv is wild #BBUK

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@kirawontmiss 🇬🇧 here, 26 isn't a heatwave, it's scare tatic journalism, which is the norm since covid. It feels hotter here as its very humid, we have AC in our house but we don't put it on for 26'C. 2022 got up to 40C/105F that was hell in a new build heavily insulated house

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@benbristowuk @j_o_n_a_than The south coast. £8-9 for a large cod and £4-5 for a large chips. Its daylight robbery, especially when northern chippys are better.

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@calroscow We made it to today as well. 5 days is good going I think

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@LeeButterley @Matalan know exactly what they're doing with these 🤣

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@jayrotoole @andrewdoyle_com Fantastic news .... I guess

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@TerrySm24090636 It's so dark!

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

We decided to watch Saltburn last night, and now Christmas is ruined 💀

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@SotonPubs Shame, this pub had a lovely garden. Now its probably forgotten forever

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@FoodPornPhotos A hangover

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I'm really gonna miss Aj Ododonotswuuuuurr! How will i fill my evenings #BBUK

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

This needs to be framed and in a gallery #bbuk

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@StevenKelly82 Aww you guys! ❤️

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@joecousins89 I don't get how people can be so outraged at this ad. It's quite funny. I bloody hate elf on a shelf! So far I've heard, it's anti Christmas, anti Palestine, anti Christian, it's white washing ethnicity minorities... its a bloody advert

[Miles SW @MilesShepherd]

@bradleyelstub Or just spouting complete rubbish about nutrition and health, with no scientific evidence what so ever