Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death
Dentist (44M): looks good man
Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.
You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.
BREAKING: Bombshell report alleges the DEA allowed massive fentanyl shipments to hit U.S. streets between 2023-2025 in order to build larger trafficking cases.
23 years old and free of the disease he was born with.
CRISPR switched his own cells back to making the hemoglobin he made as a baby, the kind that does not sickle. No more pain crises. No more transfusions.
As a doctor I stay careful with big words, but moments like this are exactly why I went into medicine.
.@PabloReports: Mr. Chairman, any reaction to this Reflecting Pool controversy?
Smith: I think there's much bigger and more important things to worry about.
PabloReports: Such as?
Smith: Affordability
PabloReports: What are Republicans doing to help affordability?
Smith: LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION! WHO ARE YOU WITH?!
In the old USSR, people could be arrested for photographing bridges, tunnels, etc. A repressive and paranoid regime assumed the photographers must be spies and saboteurs. Americans laughed at such petty tyranny. Nothing like that could happen in their free country! Until now.
The lady with the funny laugh was going to give Americans buying their first homes $25,000 each... and it would cost 100 billion over 10 years.
Trump just gave 3X that amount to Iran. 👍
when we say “crime is a social construct”.
what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.
The number 1 thing pisses me off today is how every company realized they can still technically operate at the bare minimum if they run a skeleton crew for everything. So now every service sucks, both for the workers and the customers, and we can't do anything.
Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.
Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.
This is the same guy who admitted that he pushed the lie about Haitians eating cats because that’s the only way to get the media to care about the people of Springfield, Ohio. So he’s got some nerve calling anybody else terrible.
He also wasn’t talking this way when he was on The View. Just a total phony.
We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.
America First.