Ronaldo is going to have 20+ shots tomorrow after seeing this Messi performance. Might not even attempt a single pass. Usage rate will be in Westbrook territory.
Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
Androgenic PSL 6.5 FAILED NOSEMAXX VICTIM has declared a FULL MOGOFF against ASU Frat Leader Varis PSL 7.2 NATURAL GIGACHAD to DETHRONE him from the #2 spot on the FrameMog Z Leaderboard 😳🏆
If Androgenic successfully ASCENDMAXXES past Varis this could trigger a CATASTROPHIC RANKSHIFT pushing Varis into CHADLITE TIER and forcing Clavicular into a DEFENSIVE MOGOFF to protect his #1 throne
Androgenic's BOTCHED NOSEMAXX may have cost him 0.8 PSL points but his FRAMEMOG + HEIGHTMOG stats still OBLITERATE 90% of Arizona
A successful THRONEMAX could instantly RANKGOON the entire Arizona PSL leaderboard
The MOGOFF of the CENTURY is approaching 🏆
Who ASCENDS and who gets MOGGED into SUBHUMAN TIER?