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Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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#WeCantBeCoolIf Your ratchet.

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RIP to all the hoes dying for attention.

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#IDontHaveTimeFor being an option

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If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her ight. You got what they can't have.

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Girl: Baby Take Me Some Where Expensive! Boy: Okay *Pulls Into Gas Station* Girl: WHY WE STOP HERE!! Boy: BITCH! You See Those Prices

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White People ; LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ! Black People ; OH HELL YEA NIGGA THIS MY SHIT !

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Saying "bitch" after proving your point.

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What if Kanye West interrupted the Presidental debate..

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Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day!"

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Fat hoes on Twitter calling themselves Barbies, bitch you ain't no damn Barbie you a damn care bear.

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R.I.P. to the Bitches dying for attention!

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Black people pray when they about to whoop somebodies Ass... "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

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My EX? OH.... You can have that shit.

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#IAdmitThat I don't like you. You're Ratchet..

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#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

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You hate me but you dont know me..? Yup, #SheRatchet

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White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

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Shoutout to all my 90's babies who don?t have babies.

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The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at dat ass.

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"Hoe" is such a strong word... Most hoes prefer "Curious for the cock"