John D

I just tweet my emotions in song lyrics

[Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon]

I asked a guy on a second date what his love language was and he just sighed and went “I guess when people offer to read the novel I’m working on and give me helpful, industry-specific feedback.” And then he smiled at me like that was a normal thing to say.

[the Old Man Ebro @oldmanebro]

It’s the people that think everyone is replaceable that are usually complaining about how hard it is to meet good people…🤣🤣

Your ignant ass keeps disposing of everyone cause the problem is YOU!

[Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville]

Drake & J. Cole better be dropping some new music together 👀⚡️

[toxic king @toxicking]

"You're so quiet" tf u want me to do start freestyling

[Z E N @real_zen1]

KENDRICK LAMAR JUST POSTED THIS ON IG

THE 🐐 IS BACKKFKDJDJJDL

[adin @adinross]

JOE BRRRRR COME MAKE THIS P*SSY PURRRRR 🐱 😩😩😩

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

@fousey @BradleyMartyn Lmaoooooooo

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

@ech0astral Does a bear shit in the woods ? Dummy think before ya ask

[Sammy James🔺 @HebHammer94]

@FitzyMoPena I honestly think the Bruins should NOT let Carolina stand directly in front of the net and shoot. But I’m more of a baseball guy so who knows?

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

Should I be mad or happy that I just got banned from the casino for life ?

[Chris @topha333]

@OnlyInBOS Boston has these blankets, while cities in Germany have these….

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

Got in my first bar fight last night, also got my first broken bone lol funny how tht works aye

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

Bro YouTube getting real ballsy with these two 15 second no skip adds

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

Favorite if I should eat 6 peanut butter sandwiches rn

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

Yo this job shit dead ass played out, some one send me they plugs snap I’m boutta put my 2 weeks in

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

Im so broke I’m boutta make a go fund me, y’all share this and donate so my mom don’t think I’m a fuck up. Can’t let her b right again

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

I hadda put a nicotine patch on, chew some nicotine gum and rip my puff bar at the same time just to catch a spin today….maybe I should take a break

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

John Bs a bitch for leaving Sarah alone by the pool like that in a random country, in the middle of night and with no phone, chivalry is clearly dead

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

John Bs a bitch for leaving Sarah alone by the pool like that in a random country, in the middle of night and with no phone, chivalry is clearly dead

[John D @MileyCyrus6669]

@NeilB0795 if you wanna come take a ride with me