Milford

[josh dun @joshuadun]

right now im playing a really crunchy show in a taco bell in boston. its been a really beautiful week here and im thankful for it. i ate a lot of spicy ice cream drumsticks and thought about extinct birds. now we are about to play Saturday. this tweet is probably going to bounce.

[Milford @MilfordJared]

@shaynol15 @ColinCowherd When Colin trash talks Dallas for 3 hours

[Milford @MilfordJared]

You know it’s going to be a bad day when @ColinCowherd doesn’t show up to work

[Milford @MilfordJared]

Trump is claiming he brought back football? Does that mean I get to blame him for Saquon’s injury and the Giants season tanking??

[Milford @MilfordJared]

Endgame...

[Milford @MilfordJared]

One month away

[joe @joey_blackburn4]

The NFL and all these “penalties” are making the games so difficult to watch.

[Milford @MilfordJared]

@gigi_fiacco It absolutely is

[Matt @mkinnally]

Sad that when I want to watch the news to hear more about a school shooting, the only thing being talked about is two people from a different country and their fancy wedding. Who. Gives. A. Shit.

[Milford @MilfordJared]

For Mother’s Day I asked mom what she wanted to do and she decided we should watch Marvel movies. Gotta love momma Milford

[Milford @MilfordJared]

Why did Infinity War come out right before finals and term papers? Now all I want to do is rewatch it 10 times and have long ass discussions about the insanity that just went down.

[Michael Barbato @BarbatoMike]

My professor at Hudson Valley is talking shit about my school calling it 13th grade, while she’s teaching at Hudson Valley #HarvardOnTheHudson

[Milford @MilfordJared]

I found a gray hair today, a customer once told me that limes or viagra keep away gray hairs. Now I don’t like limes sooo the answer is clear...

[Milford @MilfordJared]

@perfectscoreny You guys are the worst

[promiser @promisertheband]

We've got a couple of announcements for you guys this afternoon 😎

[Milford @MilfordJared]

@perfectscoreny It’s about time!!!

[Sean aint shit @SeanAintShit]

Sleep is for the weak

[Milford @MilfordJared]

@ndyclams Your an idiot #unfollow

[Milford @MilfordJared]

My sister is watching Scott’s Tots and I am in literal pain... Real office fans know the terror I’m in.

[Milford @MilfordJared]

Nicaraguan tours are way more fun then American. In stead of listening to an old tour guide talk about history you do shots and dance around 🇳🇮🥃