MilitantCow

i mess around making content-creator-friendly music (no DMCA/muting). use my tunes for your creations worry free, idc, on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, etc.

[Peanut @VilifiedPeanut]

Posting a video of you going to a private island after getting called a pedo is crazy lmao

[MilitantCow @MilitantCow]

@zswitten Every good experiment needs a control - now you have to spam “hi” at people, and record and compare the results…

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

Modern Turing test

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Just left a crap in Sunak's shoe, for old times' sake...

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"The people have spoken and what they've said is mainly swear words aimed at the Tories"
#GeneralElection2024

[Jeppe H. Olesen @jeppe_olesen]

I listened to The Danica Patrick Lizard People Podcast, so you don't have to 🦎

Here are the highlights, in order of appearance:

- Reptilians invented money to control us.
- The reptilians are not okay with the shifting of the energies.
- We're at a choice point in history (no mention of what choice though).
- From 2024 to 2028 we'll see "the uprising of the new earth frequency".
- People are getting murdered over free energy technologies.
- People in the past "found the solution for cancer, but they were killed off".
- There are new solutions coming from people who understand "vibrational frequency".
- There are waves of energy hitting our galaxy which are increasing the vibrations of our planet.
- The reptilians are scared because humans are gaining power.
- The Galactic Federation says that the planet belongs to the humans, even though reptilians were here before us.
- Humans haven't has this kind of power since we inhabited Atlantis.
- Many reptilians are "transmuting into the light because of the vibrations".
- Many celebrities and politicians are reptilians, among them Adele and Justin Bieber.
- In the next four years, the celebrity reptilians will all shapeshift into their true forms because of the vibrations. Those who do not wish to show their true forms will "transmute into the light" (aka pass away).
- Justin Bieber will accidentally shapeshift on stage in front of thousands. The audience will have their minds wiped. "Like a Men in Black situation. That's how they suppress the truth".
- "The government knows that cosmic disclosure is happening".
- Want proof? Google it.
- Government whistleblowers have confirmed the existence of the Galactic Federation.
- UFOs are real. Aliens are real. Videos from the 1940s prove it.
- Elizabeth April communicates directly with the aliens in the Galactic Federation.
- The human race is an experiment. We live on a "prophecy planet".
- The human race was created to "end the war of all war in the universe"
- 26000 years ago, humans inhabited Atlantis. They were given everything: All knowledge, all information, all technology, all advancement.
- The humans of Atlantis ruined it, they couldn't handle the technology. So Atlantis and civilisation had to fall, plunging the world in to a dark age where everyone had their minds wiped.
- A lot of Atlanteans have chosen this time to reincarnate.
- In order to take care of others you have to take care of yourself. If you give too much, without receiving, you can burn out. "Sometimes burnout looks like cancer".
- Elizabeth April says she has a friend who is a rocket scientist at NASA, and they say she's right about everything.
- This reality is a simulation.
- You don't die, you "go back to source" and reincarnate in a new simulation.
- Humans didn't evolve. We were engineered as a mix of many different alien races.
- Quantum physics prove that it's a simulation. The double slit experiment is the proof.
- If you're "in the vibration of abundance", you "get to emit that vibration to the world, and change the frequency of the planet".
- If you think about something, you can manifest it. For example, Elizabeth April thought very hard about a basketball. Then, later, she was walking past a basketball court and there was a basketball.
- Danica went on a "guided mushroom journey" where she became a waveform.
- "If you were meant to be a waveform, you wouldn't be a human".
- We all have an "energetic responsibility". We have to clear the energy. Having eye contact creates energy. Taking a shower clears energy. Also crystals clear energy.
- You can't tell your kids that Santa is real, if you're going to tell them that aliens are real. Ghosts are real - you should tell your kids about ghosts.
- Elon Musk is the da Vinci of our generation. Elizabeth April has had "a lot of past life regressions off planet". The aliens' technology is linked directly to their consciousness - "just like Neuralink".
- Elon Musk is helping prepare us to join the Galatic Federation.
- There are 12 dimensions. The internet is a dimension, because "time doesn't exist on the internet" and "you can talk to people in Sweden".
- The Galactic Federation said 5G radiation is dangerous, which is why the aliens use space suits. A lot of clothing companies have started creating radiation proof clothes. You should have your house painted in radiation proof paint. Danica has EMF / 5G reducers in her home.
- When you've progressed through the 12 dimensions, you get a choice: You can either go back to source and rejoin the universe as an "all knowing, omnipotent sentient thing", or you can "start your own univers as your own source", also all knowing, omnipotent and sentient.
- It's like The Sims. Or The Good Place.
- You can buy Elizabeth April's books or sign up for her workshop to learn how to communicate with the Galactic Federation or see ghosts. She'll also write a new book: "What is anxiety really?"
- Elections don't really matter in the grand scheme of things, because "earth is on a trajectory and everyone is just a puppet. The prophecy is going to be realised no matter what".
- Danica wants to do more political interviews, because she's "a voice of neutrality - of presenting information objectively".
- "Why do we even have partisan politics? People who used to be Democrats have become Independents, have become Republicans. So like, now you're not actually that?"

I have to say, they make a lot of good points.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Holy shit that’s actually shocking. Confirming messaging a minor inappropriately but saying there wasn’t any real intent is almost verbatim what people used to say to Chris Hansen

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Truly the weirdest response possible to this

“Doc they’re saying you were soliciting a minor”

“It’s a hot topic! Also I still got paid!

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Oscar's moment. Our moment. 💛💚

#MonacoGP 🇲🇨 #Senna30

[MilitantCow @MilitantCow]

@ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc LETS GOOOOO!

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

There’s only one way to celebrate in Monaco! 🏊

And @Charles_Leclerc wasn’t waiting for Fred to decide! 😂

#MonacoGP 🇲🇨 #F1

[Formula 1 @F1]

Make yourself comfy, lads! Charles is in demand 😄

Oscar and Carlos wait patiently at the post-race press conference 😍

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Lando Norris @LandoNorris]

WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. P1 🏆

[MilitantCow @MilitantCow]

yee boiii

[Lando Norris @LandoNorris]

POLE! Good fun in the wet, lovely start to the weekend

[MilitantCow @MilitantCow]

@steve_duda is this a different “BSOD” that Spotify’s mixed up? It doesn’t seem your usual style…!

[Ernie Parsons @ErnieParsons1]

FT Histon 1-3 Desborough

[MilitantCow @MilitantCow]

@TomorrowCorp will WoG soundtrack ever come back to UK Spotify? :( it was taken down a hot minute ago but it’s ghost is still in my playlists

[MilitantCow @MilitantCow]

@xSquisharoo Met nugget online. 6 and a half years later still going strong and planning many more years to come!

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Inspired by Commander Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, Liara T'Soni and the Systems Alliance, along with accessory items available for all players at no cost.

Live today in Destiny 2.

🚀 https://t.co/3AqITBjyEQ