Milk God

why are you laughing if you hate me

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

Been performing mitosis too long, I’m tryna perform some meiosis up in here, you know what I’m sayin?

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

How many people get baker acted by their Waffle House waitress?

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

I wanna see a britta filter sale map. Some states have awful tasting water (Florida), so there has to be more britta sales there, right?

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

Why is Ned Fulmer in my dm’s?

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

Million dollar podcast idea. It’s called
“I Did” and is an interview style format between two half’s of a divorced couple.

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

In my childhood bathroom, thinking about how things were growing up

Shits making me nostalgic

[atlantis princess 🍉 @DR0SH4]

it takes the same amount of energy & funding & research four us as scientists to look for cures and effective treatments as it does to look for ways to “delete these” from the gene pool. eugenics is always been a matter of desire, not ease or safety

[satoru ♡s cas @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@ballsackofsteel @DR0SH4 That is the most Nu a Nu room has ever looked

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@beanboyfounder1 I am in the same boat, this is evil

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@JustAZ_ Genuinely couldn’t tell he didn’t edit it! You mix your style with his seamlessly!

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@bruhtown27 Cowboys innately can’t be contained to a house. They yearn for the freedom of the open road. Carry on searchin partner

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@MCYT_Highlights Hermits get to host a charity event, mojang employees get to work from home, this is Ana absolute win win

[VCreateArt | CEO of Victini @VCreateArt]

Whirlipede is such a cool case of the "cocoon stage" bc Millipedes don't form cocoons so the designers just said "fuck it, wheel." LMFAO

[Nanoash @NanoashSSB]

This is without the doubt the single funniest smash ultimate clip of all time it’s not even close. It’s not up for discussion actually. This is ultimate’s legacy as far as I’m concerned.

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@Crpal4 @PLShitpost This is my new headcanon, thank you

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@beanboyfounder1 Thank you thank you

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

Typhlosion got cancelled so Chikorita and Totodile invited Tepig on advice from their lawyer

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

Look, I’m happy for my gen 2 brethren getting some love, but if they get a mega evolution and typhlosion doesn’t I will riot 😭

[Milk God @MilkGod9]

@BeczeElla Ahhhh Epcot