milk_feen

sorrey for blowing up

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

@sarahlooso 10 second rule. eat em

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Big boy season is upon us, I’m tryna eat some butternut squash soup and suck some titties in a cardigan

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

“shine the fish. Old Cherokee trick”

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

I hate when people laugh when I’m not in the room like water you laughing about? Me?

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

guy who's addicted to lunch: [biting into a sandwich at 8:30 am] hey, it's 12 pm somewhere

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

I don’t argue unless I know I’m right and I’m always fuckin right

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

this is from our breeze in yah?

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

hello this is Evan can i take your order?

yeah one pepperoni pizza

got it got it

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

anyone know a doctor up here? I only pooped once today and I’m getting kinda concerned

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

also why do I always gotta be the dude who changes the toilet paper roll - I hate doing it

[Hunter @Wolffe104]

Couple beers in at the bar and pulling this case out

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

why I always gotta be the one to tell ppl their baby ugly ? when’s it your turn

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

I asked my boss to do a shotgun with me and he let me go

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

if you think like “a thousand years ago is only 10 grandmas ago” it doesn’t seem like that long ago

[milk_feen @Milk_Feen]

what a legend.

[Nate Igor Smith @drivenbyboredom]

This kid walked hundreds of miles to get to the Gathering of the Juggalos. After his girlfriend kicked him out he just started walking. He was carrying around this catalytic converter that he was going to sell to pay for his trip home.

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides