Clouds and Ale

give a dog a 🦴

[Neet @neet_sol]

There are 45 year olds being micro managed for 8 hours at work everyday

[BOSS @thebeautyofsaas]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself

[RoxX @RoxX_Xylr]

Weed smokers be like it's 8am time to make myself retarded

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

I just can’t believe “1s and 2s to 11” is still the standard over “2s and 3s to 21” in pickup ball.

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

@stoolpresidente

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

@Majin_Jerome @MikeSalvatore10 @Tash_NoChill And how do those transit workers who live in NJ get to work in NYC to run the subways? 🤣

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

You switch to a zone in college and the kids act like they’re seeing hieroglyphs

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

2025 just feels like a comeback year

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Alan Ritchson confirms #BlueMountainState S4 is happening at Amazon 🏈

“I think it’s going to be the best season of BMS we’ve ever had”

(via @Deadline)

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I need a Jonah Hill from Money ball assistant with me at all times at the bar. Tell me which 6.2 is being evaluated wrong. Advise me the right combo of drinks and bumps to reach my peak success. Show me how to change the dam game or at least maybe just give me a ride home

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

Donald Trump announces that Tua Tagovailoa will lead the Department of Neuroscience

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

Chances are if you think everyone else is “dumb”, you are the moron🤷🏻‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I keep forgetting that Biden is still technically in charge of the country 😂

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

Kylian Mbappe brought the PSG to Real Madrid

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

If I’m ever on death row and I get a last request, I’ll tell them to put an England soccer match on because this shit drags forever and I’d never be put down

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Manchester is and always will be RED! 🔴🔴

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

Pep Guardiola is SHOOK

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

Now is you’re time to talk that sh*t!!! Saving this poor performance by the Manchester United lads!! @HarryMaguire93

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

How am I supposed to get my purple Grimace shake when the @McDonalds app is down?

P.S. Bring back the $1 large fries deal 👈🏻

[Clouds and Ale @MilklessDog]

Okay. Then no Anthem, no God Bless America, no Faith nights, and no Military Appreciation days.

You can't have it both ways. You can't only cry "baseball is too political" when it concerns LGBTQ+ people and religion.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

MLB players are revolting after the Dodgers endorsed an anti-Catholic group for pride night. Crazy question, why can’t baseball teams just sell the fun of actual baseball games?