slow day at the office, mind wandering at my desk, slowly leaning back in my office chair, am now daydreaming, in my happy place now, flying a mitsubishi a6m zero into the side of a deserted mountain
trying to find someone to go halves with in a g of cocaine, but nobody wants to because I'll just end up shitting myself since I've been holding in my turds all day
delicate line to walk between chatting up the mom's (MILFS amirite) picking up their children from elementary school in my tracksuit, and them mistaking you for a child predator
@maimunkaddah@anti_minotaur you're a grad student. i didn't even go to school lmfao i can't even read im just gorilla mashing the keyboard and it produces these words