Molls

I'm not original or funny, but I like to think I am. Enjoy my trash humor.

[EDNOK @EDNOKonline]

me: moo moo meadows cow you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

moo moo meadows cow:

[#TheMidFromAKRON @PridebyHuskerDu]

New York is kinda shaped like Manny’s head from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

Wore The Great Pumpkin costume to work today and so many people just started calling me pumpkin. It was so cute! Stay safe this Halloween homies.

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

Just took my first exam and our professor gave us an hour and a half to finish it. Then a thirty minute break after. Class doesn’t resume until 8. I finished in 28 minutes 😐

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

I’m really hyped to see my Spotify wrapped because my music taste really branched out this year. I’m giddy 🤠

[jake @AC_Roald]

gone fishin. don’t text

[Scott Sypniewski @SypniewskiScott]

@HomeDepot3842 It’s twins day w/ Molly @MilkyDavis 😂

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

I split my shift in half today. I started at 9am, took a 2 hour lunch at 2pm, and will be getting out at like 8:30pm. I just got back from my lunch break, and I feel dead. I am so tired. Never doing this again

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

Nothing like a high school reunion in one of my classes

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

Kinda mad that I am not home tonight because I made Thai lettuce wraps and they aren’t gonna be good after today.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

@evilmilkshakes Hi. I am your perfect opportunity

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

@OhHeyItsMads @Jacksepticeye Glad we got to take your virginity together😂😂

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Microplastics have been found in human placentas and the early stool of fetuses.

This should be much bigger news.

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

@OhHeyItsMads I don’t lmao

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

@STBreadstix You really do babes

[Molls @MilkyDavis]

@Christinaaaa422 You are Christopher not Chrissy