Milk (The Drink)

I am milk. Milk is good. Therefore, I am good. Oh, and also...milk. Milk milk milk.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Milk - a haiku:

I thirsted for milk.
Then the milkman cometh here.
Now I am pregnant.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

My alabaster lactose goodness trumps dragon energy. It also trumps Trump. #milkypolitics

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

@kanyewest might have dragon energy, but I have goddamn lactose energy. Ya heard?

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

If your boss doesn’t like milk, they are inhuman.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

When given the choice between coffee with or without milk, go without. Trust milk on this one. And milk's knowledge of Starbucks exp. dates.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Hey eggs... get out of our section. #notdairy #milkisking

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Almond milk is for pussies. 2% milk is for winners. Always remember this. Always.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Coming soon: the Milky Vortex. It's like the #polarvortex, but instead will be a tsunami of milk. The pure ones will be spared. #staymilky

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

You know what never #freezes? Milk. You know why? Because milk comes from udders of goddamn steel, that's why, Paco. #polarvortex #milkstyle

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

I am Milk the Almighty. Bow down your cloven hooves and drink my alabaster goodness. #milk #milkinghour

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@milkydecadence We'd say there's no crying over split milk, but you didn't spill it you drank it. Have a great flight!

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Where will this milk train depart to next? Stay tuned. And #staymilked.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

@AmericanAir I just enjoyed a nice glass of cold milk on one of your flights. Much better than a warm glass of shut the hell up. Thank you!

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Leave some #milk out for #santa, with some uppers. Let him know you don't believe in handouts, and expect an elf in return. Merry Milkmas!

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Anybody wanna get LAIT'd?! (French milk humor).

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

'Milky balls. Milky balls. It's milking time in the city. Milk it down, in your town. Soon it will be milking day.' ('Silver Bells' tune.)

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

Have you ever heard of anyone leaving Santa water and cookies? No. It's milk and milk alone. Assholes. Milk is the best!

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

@pattonoswalt Have you had your milk today? Fill it to the top of the glass. It's more enjoyable that way.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

It's a great time for a warm glass of milk! Then perhaps a warm glass of shut the hell up. I don't know. We'll see when we get there.

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

That's certainly one of the best ways to enjoy milk. High five, little buddy!

[Milk (The Drink) @MilkyDecadence]

It's #milking hour! Let's get some milk!