Thanks to Shane Gillis, I’m now self-conscious about wearing my ‘whore’ shorts to the gym. Not because I’m offended by the joke, but because you people have made my shorts a conversation topic.
I’m only offended by the ridiculous fake outrage surrounding it.
. @kellyclarkson be like, “Hi, I am looking for Molly. I've been searchin' everywhere and I can't seem to find...
Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly”
“The neighbors probably don’t like all that racket in the garage.”
Uhh, divorced dad rock and the occasional sound of steel plates isn’t the issue here. Perhaps they should address their six full time barkers first.
On 7/13/2026, I witnessed vagina lips hanging out of a pair of super slutty shorts.
As a fellow super slutty shorts enthusiast, I say this with love: the shorts can be slutty but I do not consent to seeing your labia.
@MaddieVasiliev Watched a new financial audit with @sircalebhammer and the married couple who made $100,000/yr is getting $500 EBT a month… with a FRAUDULENT application. She admitted to filling it out as a ‘single mother’. I hope someone recognizes them and reports them.