Serious business detective

When the internet becomes serious business, I'm the one they call.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@LinkedInLunat1c This is to make people think about how retarded pronoun policing is in general lol. Call me whatever just bring me my food and keep my cup full.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@jeremyct That's a shame no one ever explained how the taxes work to your mother when she bought the house. That way I'm sure she could have planned accordingly.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@Idubbbz Don't worry, Hasan has your back!

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@RealPostFolder

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@DingusKingus @reddit_lies Safe edge

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@Inanatesmu @RealPostFolder A tale of engagement.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@RealPostFolder Interesting take on "earned"

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@CaryKelly11 Mom said I get to post this take tomorrow, you're on rent and grocery duty. If you do well she will have you do billionaires bad on Friday.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@RealPostFolder Fake story loosly based on a common scenario, framed perfectly to maximize engagement, posted from the third world. Blog posting in the replies. Team A vs team B typing away furiously at each other. Yup, It's X time.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@snarkolepsy @0xDavecryps I always make sure my engagement slop is MADE IN AMERICA before I like or comment.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@0xDavecryps Mom says I get to post this take tomorrow.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@middle_class_us move to Canada I hear it's better

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@MadelaineLucyH Realize you find them attractive after the first date. Cute.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@WorkElizab How am I supposed to go on Twitter and not see this exact same post everyday?

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@RealLuthen Define burning the world down?

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@themishra4402 Nice engagebait. Take my click.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@_josephine0_ Freddy got fingered

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@EmilySm43 This just means your old or from Africa.

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@KILLTOPARTY @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Based Brapcel

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@reddit_lies https://t.co/3WIecov82z

[Serious business detective @MillennialMike8]

@reddit_lies Check out this video about the family's spending in the tv show the middle. They are supposedly always broke through the show like Malcom in the middle. It's funny/sad part of the charm. But it's a good breakdown of why people that shouldn't be broke are.