Elizabeth Eller

Just a bit of a millennial mess. Tripping over my own feet as I try to traverse the world, and telling you about every stumble.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 @CapitalOne , baby, where my link at?

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway Shimmer! Good Luck Swifties!

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

The Egyptians spent less time building the pyramids than I have on @Ticketmaster trying to sign up for #VerifiedFan. Less work too.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

“No one tells you what to do when a good man hurts you.” - TS

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

@Starbucks Are you getting rid of the sugar-free cinnamon dolce now too???

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

Is @PostMalone really complaining about his voice being shot while smoking a cigarette?

Just wait til you have one lung son... #Grammys

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Watch Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the House floor condemn Rep. Ted Yoho for accosting her on Monday, calling it emblematic of a culture that demeans women and girls https://t.co/dIaG1c9VEl

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

I guess my ONE device is too much for @Xfinity to handle. If this keeps up I’ll be giving my money to a new provider real soon.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

Kroger cashier didn’t card me today. The fact that I think she thinks I look over 40 is WAY worse than this quarantine.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

@BrokeMillennial We try to budget out as much as we can in our budget (dates, eating out, etc) so we can limit our allowances to “fun money” we can spend at our discretion.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

Looking for oil change groupons, so yeah, basically living the dream.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

Me if I ever meet Peter Northouse...

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

According to my GRADUATE SCHOOL TEXTBOOK, one of the “six traits of a strong leader” is masculinity. #BurnThisBook

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

#MissAmericana

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

@taylorswift13 you will always have our love, our gratitude, and our never ending support. No award snub, no headline, no tweet, and no one can ever stop or steal our love from you. We are Swifties, #ForeverAndAlways

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

I’m basically in the same state as David Rose in season 1 of @SchittsCreek. #NotOkay #DefPulmonaryEmolism

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

It’s a two Xanax kind of night.

[Elizabeth Eller @MillennialMiss]

Sometimes I scream into a pillow, because therapy is expensive and so is alcoholism. #coping