Millennial Mother

So this is how being pregnant is going for me...

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Planet earth narrator: In order to prepare the mother 4 nightly feedings, the fetus will cause her to wake up ten or more times a night to relieve herself.
Distressed and exhausted, she leaves the safety of her cave.
#pregnant #planetearth #mother #pregnancyproblems #sleep

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

**when someone posts a pic of their baby**
B4 being pregnant: 😐😐
After: 😭😭😭😭😍😍😍���😭😭😭
#pregnancy #pregnancyproblems #pregnant #babies #chubby #cheeks #legrolls #munchkins

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

I just realized my baby will be here in time for Halloween. So obviously I'm now looking at tiny adorable costumes and losing my mind.
#momlife #newmom #pregnancy #Halloween #baby #costume

[Giuliana Rancic @GiulianaRancic]

Aside from being one of the cutest videos ever, this is a great reminder of how we are born to love and embrace each other ❤️ As adults, we are always teaching the little ones life lessons but sometimes the little ones teach us the best lessons of all ✌️😘

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Lilly (My dog) is being super supportive. She waits next to me while I throw up every morning. Either that or she's just there to remind me to feed her when I'm done.
#dogs #pekingese #pregnancy #pregnancyproblems #holdmyhairback #sick

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

#trumpybear seems a lot like something #johnoliver would do for @LastWeekTonight. I mean... it has to be... 🤔🤔

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

#webcomic #ohno #newmom #pregnancy #pregnancyproblems #feels

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

I'm pretty much just always hungry and tired all the time... so... I guess nothing has really changed too much.
#pregnancy #firsttimemum #firsttimeparents #pregnancyproblems #tired #NewYearSameMe

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

I just cried because I have to wait till tomorrow to get my haircut... it has begun...

#pregnancy #pregnancyproblems #moodswings #ihavelostcontrol #ridiculous #ineedanap

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

And yes... he did this because of my earlier post. Because he thinks he's funny. https://t.co/XXWxF9nzgo

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Me: *getting a snack*
Jeff: Mmm... Whatcha making me??
Me: I'm making you a baby. Shut up.

#pregnancyproblems #boys #hethought #HellNo #isthisthehillyouwannadieon #pregnancy

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Me: *getting a snack*
Jeff: Mmm... Whatcha making me??
Me: I'm making you a baby. Shut up.

#pregnancyproblems #boys #hethought #HellNo #isthisthehillyouwannadieon #pregnancy

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Me to my friends: YOUR EYEBROWS ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM, HUN!
🗣🗣🗣
#dumphim #eyebrows #sharp #brows

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Pregnant life is so boring that I've been concocting a story in my head of this sad soul, and how he's getting stood up for new years eve, but he's gonna go out alone and meet the love of his life.
#romcom #callmehollywood #sadstories #boringpregnancy #pregnant #stayingin

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Before seeing star wars, I thought those were the porg's ears, not wings... and tbh, I feel like my way is better.
#StarWars #Porg

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm too young to be a parent.
Then I remember I'm almost 30, and cry into a bucket of ice cream before napping for 4 hours.
#pregnancyproblems #cravings #baby #ohshitimanadult #feelingold

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

I'm getting a pedicure so I can have cute feet one last time before not being able to see them again for months.
#pedicure #pregnancyproblems #pregnancy #waddlewaddle

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

#NewYearsEve #newyearpregnantme #party #pregnancy #whatarepants #letmesleep #pregnancyproblems

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

I haven't experienced a lot of mood swings y- THERE IS A BAGGING AREA! WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU TO CLEAR OUT YOUR CART AT THE REGISTER! WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE, BARBRA?!
#Aldi #pregnancyproblems #pregnancyproblems #mood

[Millennial Mother @MillennialMoth]

I can't eat red meat, or drink coffee. This kid and I are already starting off on the wrong foot.
#pregnancyproblems #pregnancy #coffee #steak