kyle miller

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

My Sister and Ma seen me browsing for projects and asked why I couldn’t be browsing women’s social media instead.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

@KnowWhereImGoin sorry

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Okay so I lied. Bought another shitbox truck, not a boat.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

More tattoos, a Harley or a boat?

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Mother came to visit and was seriously disappointed that my fridge only has 3 cases of beer and leftover Chinese. Oops

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Being an aviation mechanic was cool until I had to be on a computer half the time and writing pages of shit for another couple hours every night. I just wanted to work on planes.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Why do women keep turning down guys just to go back out with the one who kept cheating on them?

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

I’m not sure who needs this information but paper cutting your butt crack really sucks.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Why does no one want to get drunk and bowl anymore?

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

I’ve pulled apart my car to the frame 4 times this past year and 3 motors. But I’m finally painting and getting her put together again. Can’t wait to have her on the road.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Trying to date sucks. Just gonna build a small pp truck.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Guilty

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

So I finally tried to ask a girl on a date. She read the message and unfriended me lol. Ouch

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

My mother is asking people at the bar is they have daughters that’ll go on a date with me. Kill me please

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Why is it so hard to find something like this?

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

I can’t get myself a date but my mother has like a football roster list of people for me. How

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

I can really only use one AirPod. I wish I could wear one till it died and switch but no. 😭

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Being deaf in one ear is inconvenient and extremely aggravating.

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

I have more friends that are 60+ than I do people my own age 🙃

[kyle miller @MillerAKyle]

Like I’m kind of retarded and those are the signs I need but ma’am.... you’re married.