Dear Cmu community of 2015-2017,
If you partied at 1011 more than once and are still breathing, you a immune to corona virus.
Sincerely,
Health officials (probably)
“Your boobs are out”
I have limited good boob years left my guy before gravity wears these bitches down & I have to dress like Mother Theresa, so until then pls enjoy my nipples as accessories
fuck all of you vodka water haters. i'm convinced y'all just don't know how to make one. you're telling me i can be hydrated all night, wake up hydrated with no hangover, consume minimal calories, and STILL get blacked out??? give me some limes and sign me up, clink clink bitch