Jon Miller

Gamer Jon’s Dept. • Veteran journalist • Catholic • Moderate • Fair & balanced political commentator • provider of parody

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

@jbulldogs4 putting aside the fact that this is very clearly a crazy person who belongs in a padded room, it doesn’t even make sense. he thinks women who get abortions name their babies first?

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

bro got them ethnic indian celebration slippers on

[Jessie Balmert @jbalmert]

After a campaign event, Ramaswamy said: “It is an ad from our campaign.” He said Acton’s mother was not paid to participate. Ramaswamy accused Acton of being “repeatedly and serially dishonest.”

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

he was prob tied up w homework but maybe if vivek spent more time watching sitcoms and had a better understanding of american culture, he’d realize americans (or any nation where the dwellings aren’t mud) don’t typically love a mom who stood by her husband as he raped her kids…

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

@factpostnews who is going to tell her

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

bro that was usha’s brother 🤦‍♂️

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- a protester directly behind Vance gets up and yells "release the Epstein files!"

Vance suggest he's an illegal immigrant.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

don’t remember the last time i, or anyone, tuned into a press secretary’s briefing for actual info. it’s an outdated useless format that exists solely for boomers watching tv at home who want a smackdown. and eventually clips trickle to x for slop peddlers to sensationalize.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Trump has apparently decided the White House can survive without a press secretary.

After Karoline Leavitt's departure and Katie Zacharia's spectacularly short five-day tenure, Peter Doocy reports that Trump is in “NO RUSH” to find another replacement.

There isn't even a shortlist.

And apparently, the president thinks things have been running perfectly well without someone behind the briefing room podium.

Which is pretty funny when you think about it.

Trump already answers half the world's questions himself, usually before anyone has even asked them.

Maybe he's starting to wonder why he needs a press secretary at all.

Writer: Oliver

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

@MikeofTheNation @thelillygaddis it’s quite good. she avoids the biggest sin which is robotic, soulless timing. that’s how all the asians and indians play. she has a natural sense of rubato. europeans understand melody first, then rhythm if it works with how im trying to express the phrase.

[Elina Shirazi @elinashirazi]

EXCLUSIVE: Three rival camps are fighting over Susie Wiles’ job, and Trump’s MAGA OG 'body man' is the wildcard. ‘John is really in a different category, it’s so much more impactful and just nothing like Stephen or Bill,’ a senior administration official said.

W/ @IbbetsonRoss & @nieto_phillip

READ HERE: https://t.co/LbaWcOptxy

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

@Dunne08 my expectations were already on the floor and yet somehow these niggas discovered a basement

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

i get that many in the magaverse rely on the income they recieve for their blind support, but it is possible to not say anything sometimes. don’t insult our intelligence by trying to convince us this new press lady is anything but a stupid bitch who can barely read.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

“we really can’t get anyone better than eminem to collab?”

“sir, you are a MAGA rapper w one hit from the 1990s…”

“i don’t care, call up all the washed artists everyone just assumes died from a sizzurp overdose. i’m sure one of them needs the money”

*enters lil wayne*

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

@Genius ts is actually dogshit bro no wonder kid rock took his goofy ass off the record

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

women love to be ogled at, admired, and cat called. the problem is feminism has taught them even the ugliest woman deserves attention from 10/10 6’5” millionaire chads. so when torta only gets attention from edgars and gym janitors, she grows furious and claims sexual assault.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

women, well known for their comedic instincts and side-splitting humor, now want us to mansplain a joke to them even though 1/2 of what’s so funny is their hysterical reaction. always best to find humor in something as tragic as the current state of women lest you become as miserable as they are.

[Maytal Kowalski @MaytalKowalski]

Actual money for the first person who can explain to me what's funny about "women dress like whores now." Like, please explain to me why this is funny, explain the joke here.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

the second-hand embarrassment i got from kid rock forgetting his own lyrics while lip syncing during a pre-recorded half-time show alternative exclusively for maga republicans is only rivaled by eminem performing his awfully hot coffee pot anti-trump freestyle

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Kid Rock and Eminem are teaming up on a Christian album, despite being on opposite sides of the political aisle.

The longtime Detroit friends have known each other for nearly 40 years, and Kid Rock says they made a pact long ago to never let politics destroy their friendship.

Now, he's bringing Eminem into his new faith-based project, "Halfway 2 Jesus," hoping their unlikely collaboration sends a message to a divided country.

Kid Rock also reveals what inspired his renewed focus on faith and his plans to bring Christian revivals to stadiums.

Read more: https://t.co/evEmUAXem1

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

“just shop at 7/11…and don’t buy beef anymore. it’s a small price to pay for your kids dying in another foreign war. that’s why trump is the best president we’ve ever had.”

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

If your groceries cost too much stop shopping at the high end chain stores. But if you must, look for the sales.

Don't complain if you're just lazy and not willing to find the bargains because they exist.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

is it so much to ask for a gop candidate whose name we can pronounce

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Without question one of the best 5 GOP candidates for any office this year. Brilliant, and took on a tough assignment.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

the epidemic of hicklib simps is a direct byproduct of fox news fooling red america into thinking that watching a bunch of opinionated childless divorcees in mini skirts sit on a couch and gossip about the news is somehow right wing.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

if the modern woman is such a boss bitch why does she expect her date to hold the door open and pay for her dinner? you pay for it bitch. you don’t get to bore me all dinner yapping about your “career” and then sit back and watch me pull out my credit card. that’s actual rape.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

remember this post when the next jane doe comes along and tries to cry rape. women think everything is rape including simply describing how they dress in public. if you’re not telling women how brave they are and why killing their 3 kids is perfectly understandable, it’s rape.

[✯ Luxe ✯ @luxeprogressive]

How fucking disgusting. This is rape culture by the way. Remove this word from your vocabulary. Whore is a derogatory and violent word. Men can have as much sex as they want and show as much skin as they want and they are never called an equivalent derogatory word. We are hated for existing freely. And what the fuck is SNL doing allowing this shit while women are getting raped upstate? Fuck all the way out of here