Millie's_misadventures_in_dating

40 year old woman and her online dating experiences! It is a shit show out there and I have to share!

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Guy texted "I think you're really cool" what fuckary is this? Am I 13 on the playground? Do I circle yes or no???
#dating #OnlineDating

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

I have a date tonight with someone I didnt meet on a dating app....what who knew it was 1995? Hold as I put on my Vans, bibs and choker necklace! #dating

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Received this last night after a date was set up. 'I'm going to pass on tomorrow... just need more me time.'

Yep my candle was blown out with the blow off. #dating #dumbexcuses

[Paul @LackingTact]

Dudes...if you have a lady you don’t live with and she doesn’t wake up with a “Good morning” text or something nice from you then you’ll lose her...ladies love that shit and that one simple thing will keep their heart in your hands...Jussayin...they just want to be appreciated

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

When they forget women are Sherlock Holmes .....buddy LinkedIn disproved that "PhD" unless community colleges now offers those! Wait, I bet you are Dr love....GTFO #datinglife #matchfail #strugglesofonlinedating.

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

'Hey babycakes' at 730am and again at 925am. ..hmmm I think he just sends it to all his "snap girls" Do they even think? #swipeleft

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

I laughed way too hard at this

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

"I'm not ready for a relationship. I need to work on me" but you see them active on a dating site #dating #datinginyour40s #seriously #itsnotyouitsme #kissmyass

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Actual message from a guy 'I'm a lazy dater, wanna stop over my house about 9p tonight?' Omg! Can I please?! #onlinedating #seriously

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Text from the ex #breadcrumbs

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

20s: online dating because I'm going to find "the one"

40s: online dating because I'm hungry and want free dinner

#OnlineDating

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Went on a few dates with a Dr. and now I feel like I have to schedule an appt for a text back. #dating

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Recieved an out of the blue text from the ex "Hey you." #NotTodaySatan

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Recently had to stop chatting with a guy on Match because he spelled your AND you're "yer" ugh. No. #highlyintellentwomencurse

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Life of a woman trying online dating... #onlinedatingsucks #matchfail #PoF

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Date 2. Nice guy but I now fully understand why guys hate "neck up " pics only. I was hit with the "stocky but athletic " type that turned into sweating from the walk from the car to the restaurant door.

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

So recent date, met on Match, seemed ok chatting. Good job, home, car. Met for a quick drink and BAM 47 mins of listening to him and all his misery. Life gave him onions and not lemons as he was a crybaby. Rate 1

[Millie's_misadventures_in_dating @MillieDating]

Guys.....is it??