jesse

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@MinuteMaid please god start making this again

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@berdyaboi profound, enlightening, thank you for sharing this, Berd.

[jesse @MillionOceans]

girl pee: :D
boy pee: :(

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@scullywully1 Ive started just not going to at least the first half its too long to be standin and im too damn old i want to be laying down

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@chickenjillyy finally a good fucking tweet

[michaels @happynormalboy]

movie theater popcorn should be free for me because i like it

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@iLuvJonesy haters cant stand to see a mf winning :/

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@scullywully1 shout out to tina fr

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@scullywully1 usually the ritz is very reasonably priced

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@scullywully1 omg tell me how much and when it is when u find out i might go w u

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@jzux now i get overwhelmed if more than one person is talking

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@scullywully1 👁️ id go just bc its silly n goofy

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@iLuvJonesy I cant fucking stand when that happens I literally just had one last time i had it

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@berdyaboi that guys awesoenm and i dont care that hes a war criminal <3

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

so everything is woke now and we’re supposed to be ok with that

[jesse @MillionOceans]

I love being an adult i can have two popsicles

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@berdyaboi :( my milk

[jesse @MillionOceans]

what is it about arriving to work that gives me urgent and severe diarrhea

[jesse @MillionOceans]

@scullywully1 why do they do that why cant one bill just be all relevant to one topic

[jesse @MillionOceans]

the vibes were Not it today