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[José𓃵 @Milliton_22]

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[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

Do NOT let Robert Pattinson play a racist role he’d do too good 😭😭

[#SurvivingNETO @alade_cfc]

I can bring about 3-4 clips of T.Silva, JT, Van Dijk and all other elite defenders doing mistakes like this

[Wizzy Ono 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇵🇹 @WizzyOno]

Ronaldo - Half season on the bench = 3 goals

Messi - Full season as a starter = 6 goals

[Irene @utacult]

imagine you marching to your certain doom and having to stop every five minutes bc you commanders need to have a homoerotic moment in the woods

[Victor Okafor @TheVictorOkafor]

“Don’t bring up money when you’re working with billionaires.”

As someone who has worked with a few DIRECTLY, the very first thing you should do is bring up that money and get paid.

Don’t ask for handouts but if you’re working for them in anyway, CHARGE THEM LIKE CRAZY.

Don’t fool yourself.

[Hundo @lebronCFC]

“Alex Goldberg” this summer

[FUTURIST @viecycruise]

No need to banter this one. He go turn fan favorite by Gameweek 3

[SW6 CFC @chelseaktbffh83]

These bombas from nowhere are soo much better than the 100 updates on Lacroix deals

[MORE EGO, LESS LOVE @OverGood_Boy]

E no fit flop reach NSOW sha

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

I also did the same on my sister’s birthday.
Spent the month convincing her I was broke and when her birthday came, I was actually broke…

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓪 @qsleyy]

Even if them carry the pistol give you, you go complete zero shot on target like your idolo

[Kaz @CFCKaz6_]

They’re soft launching Bruno G

[JnR @CFCJnR]

Chelsea completing the hijack of Morgan Rogers from Arsenal on a secret operation.

[Sizwe banzi @Sizwebanzisdead]

I know you won't believe but this man once applied for the super eagles job.

[I am Oluwademilade 🇵🇹♥️💙 @__DeeeCR7]

Ronaldo FC, shall we??

[L-Dopa @LolaRxstar]

Like the day I microwaved jollof rice with goat meat and someone said “oh that smells divine”.
Next day I saw a sign saying “please use downstairs microwave for ethnic food” 🌚

[𝕆ℝ𝕊𝕋𝔼𝔼ℕ💉 @_orsteen]

I don follow una play gan

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

We don’t even trek in Nigeria, if you want to see proper trekking, visit the UK. You go dey hear; “its not far, it’s just 50 minutes walk”😒

[Big SB @fwbigsb]

even if this babe no come, at least I sleep for hotel

[Sofía @starkcanarie]

nah cause instead he came up with laena and rhaenyra’s canon relationship that the show stole entire dynamics of to give it to a white woman instead