My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper mental, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop, and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot distance to one of the other buildings.
I said, "Jim, there's no way you'll make that jump."
Yesterday the Other O’Brien said “If you’re in Rome you don’t fight with the Pope” and everyone went wild
We’ll go a little further
Wherever you are, don’t fight with the Pope. He’s no spring chicken and he’s definitely not dressed for combat
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@mmmadcccow My sister answered the door to a guy collecting for charity.
She was wearing a t-shirt which said “I ❤️ spuds” and some knickers. They stared at each other for too long and she said, “I really love potatoes” and shut the door on him! 😂 😂
I’m back from a ban after posting a photo I got on DM of a man who wrote “I rape and harass women” across his chest and threatened to rape me if I didn’t send him nudes
Apparently I needed this pervert’s consent 🤯
@Twitter you have this SO wrong
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Britain’s first ever thoroughbred census has been launched to help improve traceability of former racehorses🐴
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