Emily Biglane

My names Milly, I’m 28 and my moms a wicken.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

In the mood to shave my head... but I don’t feel like going full 07 Britney too soon. I don’t wanna peak.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

Imma start returning some energy.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

I hate that seemingly every southern woman that has a damn baby calls it "nug" or "lil nugget" I've even see a few Chick-fil-a themed baby reveals... Jesus chicken really has a choke hold on these ladies.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

Fighting the urge to do a mullet...

[` @atefewbars]

#BoyWithLuv1Billion
CONGRATULATIONS BTS
BWL FIRST KOREAN SONG
BOY WITH LUV 1 BILLION

[charlie @chunkbardey]

cannot stand when a problem can only be solved by time passing. why not a clever tool or a combination of like herbs

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

I just saw a few comments of ppl saying I was ugly cause I wasn’t wearing any makeup. And I really want y’all to get the help y’all need because makeup isn’t real. I’m beautiful in real life, because of who I am, not what I look like.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

When people type out their prayers on Facebook does anybody else picture Jesus on a laptop like, "ight.. i see you". Or is that just me?

[Kevin Dawson @DawsonforReal]

Bo Burnham really wrote a song about a chicken crossing a road and its one of the most emotionally engaging pieces of music in years.

[BYN ♡ @goldygjk]

headers;

#BTS_Proof

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

I'm really fighting the urge to shave my head because growing it out is the absolute worst.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

Of course on the one day of the work week I get to sleep in a little later I'm up an hour and a half before my alarm puking because of my dairy allergy.🙃

[Smeeks @JustSmeeks]

Still stand by Pokémon cannot exist in our world not because they would destroy it but because they would be used as weapons of mass destruction and hoarded immediately and no amount of main hero child protagonist could save the world from Elon Musks team of MewThrees

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Elmo @elmo]

Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.

[Emily Biglane @MillyJanine]

When you get impulsive and wanna shave your head again.😅

[sad oat @sad_oat]

‘it’s five o clock somewhere!!’ i mutter under my breath as i bite into a pizza lunchable at 10:13am