Andrew Milne

Cheesecake, chainsaw, and Animal Science nut ..... Former @Jog4Hampden dribbler and sheep abacus

[Angus Robertson @AngusRobertson]

In a normal democracy the losing parties graciously acknowledge defeat and call on the winners to deliver their manifesto commitments. There is still time for the Scottish and UK Tories and Labour to do just that - today . #SP21

[susan crawford @astitchintime]

I returned to social media today to find I am banned from promoting my new book on Instagram and Facebook because of its name. There's more details over on my IG feed but please do share/purchase a copy if you fancy buying a banned knitting book! https://t.co/SLGIxNOcC2

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@castrother Fairly sure I'd have scoffed that 🤔

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@AlanIronside96 "Sakes Andy min, tak 'i throw an' stop spewin'"

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@AlanIronside96 2v0 up at kick off "start like its 0v0"

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@AlanIronside96 "We've nae started yet"

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@TeamB_O_B @Stuart_Doyle @MetroUK Doyle would happily polish that all month

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@TeamB_O_B @Stuart_Doyle Lads!!! Where are yous? #cocksout #buttplugsticker #studoylesbeenherebefore

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@Stuart_Doyle @TeamB_O_B What time we leaving?

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@TeamB_O_B @Stuart_Doyle 😆😆 As soon as I seen the tags I knew this was going to be good 🐔

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@Emma_Ware Or you could come out and saw a tree down? Full training and PPE provided #safetyfirstkids

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@Emma_Ware But what about the elves, Cliff Richard, the sleigh, the snowmen, that creepy nutcracker thing? #only39weekstoxmas

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@Emma_Ware @walls What, sharing ice cream? No way!

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

Guys, there's something wrong with this? The evaporation seems really quick @GlenMorayIain @glenmoraygcoull @Emma_Ware

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@glenmoraygcoull Mine has taken a dent since Thursday, but I got two so it'll look fine soon enough #magic

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@glenmoraygcoull @GlenMorayDist 😆😆 and that will be @GlenMorayIain smashing the 100m sprint record.

In corduroy too!

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

@DaveGorman First time I've ever laughed in Aberdeen, but I'll never look at a giraffe the same again #ohhelp

[Andrew Milne @Milne05]

Much easier to appreciate when you're nae doing bale shuttles #views #naefolk #fitfinemin