Milo Axelrod

they/them and #ActuallyAutistic 🌿 / UX designer @moonfarmerhq / Doing stuff like @DescribingaRock and always building weird things

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@nighteye_ext I'm having a problem with my account status and your customer service screen isn't working. Can I get some help?

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@matociquala SCREAMING!!!!!!!

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@matociquala I thought I didn't have a favorite dinosaur, and then I remembered Little Foot exists 🥺 That guy right there. He's the fave.

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@aliettedb Word for word, that, including the "hypothetically speaking"

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@brendonbigley @alecialynn Wtf dude this SLAPS
This is going on the party playlist

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@alecialynn Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie

I hate it SO MUCH for so many reasons, some which are even legitimate!!!

[magia negra @superlinkhd]

Imagine how stupid I felt when I accidentally wore the same shirt to work that I did when I took my badge picture 😭

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@superlinkhd Capsule wardrobe GOALS

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@superlinkhd I was going to ask you specifically if you wanna go FIND SOME

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Is it possible to actually get dippin dots anymore, or does it only come in the form of perpetually closed booths at highway rest stops?

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@e_mi1k I hate a zoo >:(
Chuck E Cheez, however…

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

Was not expecting to see "throwing rocks into bodies of water" so many times

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The replies 😭❤️

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

What’s a universal thing that most men like? I’m making a comic but I just realized I don’t actually know any men in real life.

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@utenzil @aubreyhirsch Underrated reply

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Update: the Chardonnay is the ONLY thing he ordered.

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I'm at the small-town diner, and the old guy next to me at the counter just ordered a glass of Chardonnay

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

@brendonbigley I also just saw an extremely late showing of Batman

and like…

YEAH

[Milo Axelrod @MiloAxelrod]

MULTI-GENERATIONAL BLOG is a phrase that just showed up in this scifi short I'm reading, and I'm just,,,,,,,, the future, man. the future.

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This seems more likely to invoke divine retribution than solve poverty 🤔

[The Independent @Independent]

The Moon should be privatised to help wipe out poverty on Earth, economists say https://t.co/wLgv2WKHrW