Milo

fucking around and finding out

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When Pitbull dies I would like to be considered for the role of Mr Worldwide

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

When she squirts while riding your face, so you basically get water boarded #johnkiriako

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Imagining going back in time and telling my past self that I’d be siding with the Catholic Church over a secular government

[sonny 🇵🇸 @pot_headass]

IM BACK

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

Do they give NIL deals to D1 yearners?

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

She turned on Rogue One and was staring me in the eyes with a shit eating grin as I explained the lore to her #whatdatmean

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

If he is invincible, can birth control / plan b murder Mark’s sperm #invincibleseason4 #invincible

[Carl’s Jr. @CarlsJr]

“you need to touch grass”
no, i need to smoke grass and then mobile order

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

Iran just blew up the bathroom at the Dollar General on 42nd & Main St

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

Is swallowing ur own cum an ethical form of auto-cannibalism?

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

What is with white people and these arcteryx beanies all of a sudden?

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

Sometimes I get so lazy while driving, I be controlling the pedals with my dihh

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

My illegal alien grandpa used to support two separate family slinging rock, now we got foos on the corner barely making the child support payments. @hoodg3nius PLEASE do something, fix our economy

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Fellas if you haven’t asked her to be your president for Presidents’ Day yet now is your last chance

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

Liquor? Yea I’d love to

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

@pot_headass Can keep a diva down

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

@elliedummb Keep up the good work young child

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

I open a welcome email from my Spanish prof and I when I saw this in the first sentence I knew it was already jover

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[Milo @MiloHangingNut]

Did everyone leave out milk and cookies for George bush last night