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I've come to the conclusion that heterosexual intercourse is an impossibility. Not for me specifically, this isn't an incel tweet, just in general. Hear me out. As a man, you have two possible categories of sexual partner, man and woman. Let's have a look at those: Women come in two flavors. First we have the straight woman. She does not like women, she is not a lesbian. She does, however, like men and want to fuck men. Fucking men is the apex of gayness, she is therefore gay. Having sex with a gay makes you gay in turn. Lesbian women are, of course, gay themselves and so we run into the same issue. Then we have men, who are similarly more easily categorized, straight and gay (bi men are gay). Fucking a gay dude is obviously gay. Fucking a straight dude is also still fucking a dude and thus, also, gay. Who is left? That is all of humanity. Straight sex is literally impossible. The closest approximation to straight sex that a man can have is sex with another straight man that neither of you wants nor enjoys. Remember to click that bell icon so your phone tells you whenever we tweet, there's plenty more coming as we wait.

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@WPD___TV NO..

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1 day ago

idk im kind of enjoying my phone not vibrating every 2 minutes with a backend process notification of some sort maybe we should just keep it offline

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No but in all seriousness we are in the process of host migration. There is an absolute shitton of stuff to upload and it is a long, boring process. The ducks are all in a row, everything is in order, everything is good. It is just tedious and we can do nothing to increase the speed at which data moves. Chill. It's Friday night. Get drunk and text your ex, you know the one.

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