Milt

I ate more fettuccine alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me

[Milt @Milt_Money]

they should only do @GoldenBachABC

[Milt @Milt_Money]

why do diced pickles taste better than sliced pickles?

[SurvivorQuotesX @SurvivorQuotesX]

Coach and his trip to exile island. Best moments in #Survivor history. @the_real_coach

[Milt @Milt_Money]

the 10 minute version of “all too well” is the fastest 10 minutes of my life. @taylorswift13

[Milt @Milt_Money]

@TomScibelli big facts. they also need to bring back the intro music!!

[Milt @Milt_Money]

my dad is singing a remix to a @BabyBash “you got me feelin’ so milted “

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

Grateful to @taylorswift13 for this message from last night’s @iHeartRadio Music Awards. 💜💜💜

As my mother used to tell me: “Failure is not the opposite of success, it's a stepping stone to success.”

#TaylorSwift #Failure #Success #Inspiration

[Milt @Milt_Money]

if arris says “i’m a sexual person” one more fucking time #MAFS

[Milt @Milt_Money]

@JeffProbst @survivorcbs you need to bring back the iconic opening song!!

[Milt @Milt_Money]

Joel needs a fucking hat #TheLastOfUs

[Milt @Milt_Money]

so jacked up from seeing Titantic for the fourth time in theaters. never letting go or sleeping. #Titanic25thAnniversary

[Milt @Milt_Money]

@Ticketmaster burned me for tickets to @taylorswift13 and @LilTunechi . my range. also devastated.

[James Fritz @fritzisdead]

HBO took understanding that people get a little sad on Sunday nights and built that into an empire.

[Milt @Milt_Money]

one sunday morning you’re hoping a sausage egg and cheese can cure your hangover. another sunday morning you’re admiring the species of ducks in the river by your house. life comes at you fast.

[Milt @Milt_Money]

mistress isabella brooks’ commmentary ☠️😻 #DragRace15

[Milt @Milt_Money]

back to back @taylorswift13 in @MarketBasket 🔥🔥🔥

[Milt @Milt_Money]

@kellykeegs or to wear nice underwear out because you never know when you could get in a car accident and they have to cut open your jeans? maybe just mine gma.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Taylor Swift is directing a movie, going on a world tour, re-recording her entire discography and writing new music all at the same time while I’m winded simply from getting out of bed.