The_Milton_Show

Hacer Standup en inglés y español me permite fracasar bilingüemente
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Performing StandUp in English and Spanish allows me to fail bilingually

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

Dejarse estafar por alguien con "Comedia" en su apellido, es como comprar sushi de automercado cubano.
Si saliste jodido, técnicamente es tu culpa

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

Mejores inversiones que los NFT de B. Comedia:

- Suplementos nutricionales Made in China de Sasha Fitness

- Comprar seguidores para ser influencer de arepera de Doral

- Comprar entradas para una película de Marko Música

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I’m at this stage in my life that I feel old, and the only people that tell me that I’m not old, are old people in denial. #37ComingInHot

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Hey @MarvelStudios , the multiverse is great , but hear me out #TheMariaverse

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The best think about this year is that it can’t get any worse! I’m looking forward to all the good things to come next year!

- Milton Granadillo. December 31, 2020

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

Lo mejor de este año es que nada puede ser peor ¡Espero con ansias todas las cosas buenas que vienen el año que viene!

- Milton Granadillo. 31 de diciembre de 2020

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

I just realized that Quibi lasted less than one Quibi

https://t.co/cD5NnlXAoR

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

¿Qué es peor, un familiar chavista o un familiar anti-vax?
Elabore su respuesta.

[Anzu @anzumuraca]

se vienen mil posteos yunque de “10 cosas que aprendí en un día sin redes”

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

If you know, you know

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

Latinos love to play Misery poker.
Argentina: We have inflation!
Brazil: New Covid strand!
Venezuela: We have a dictator!
Peru: We have too many Venezuelans!

Haiti: Hello guys! What are you doing?
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Everyone: Fine, you win.

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

Latinos are the only people that brag about how bad their country is going.

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I never followed sports, but I am a Comedy fan.
Norm was my Michael Rodman.

Such an icon. Do yourself a favor and read this book.
Cheers.

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

Race is like having an ugly baby.
You can joke about it, but only if it’s yours

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

I haven’t seen the fight yet. Hopefully McGregor wins! Break a leg, man!

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I don’t understand the measuring system. Specially when people measure race.

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I just heard that Chelsey just won the World Cup. Good for her!

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@lonchonavarropp La clave no es saber bailar, sino estar en un lugar donde la gente tenga tan poco ritmo, que por contraste te veas como bailarín de sábado sensacional

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

@alesolano @JoseRGuzman @Danielpistola Estoy aplaudiendo con pompones como público de sábado sensacional

[The_Milton_Show @MiltonShow]

I was talking to costumer service and said “that’s absolutely unacceptable”.
I never felt so white!
Sorry! meant I never felt so alive!