Mimacondan

Socialpsykologi studerande, PK-snobb, kulturtant, nybliven plant-lady och Pettsons största fan.

[A-Lo Glader @alglader]

Augusti är också en sommarmånad.
Augusti är också en sommarmånad.
Augusti är också en sommarmånad.
Augusti är också en sommarmånad.
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[Jens Falk @JensFalk_]

Folk som avbryter en mitt i en mening bara för att påpeka att det heter "skurit" inte "skärt" vill man ju bara skura halsen av.

[eric sporrong. @erccyy]

Ska inte vi som känner noll känslighet mot pollen bara ha en jävla brakfest ihop och fira vår fysiska överlägsenhet? 🥳

[Julia Skott @juliaskott]

”Varför skulle annars våren tveka?” För att våren ÄR EN LITEN F-

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when you’re an artist, only two feelings are possible. One is I’m the most talentless hack that has ever existed, and two is why am I not famous yet

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[trash jones @jzux]

march. not winter, not spring, but a third worse thing

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[charlie @chunkbardey]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”

me after lunch:

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i'm gonna die (he hasn't texted me back in 7 minutes)

[Maddi 🍉 @muerbimaddi]

no thoughts just baby findus

[trash jones @jzux]

in my brain it is now the holidays. do not schedule meetings with me. do not follow up with me. we can talk in january

[toxic king @toxicking]

STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[jame @kloogans]

extra slutty olive oil for me thanks

[Katalin Cseh @katka_cseh]

🚨 Happening now. 🚨 Thousands on the streets in Budapest. Outrage against the Orban government’s neglect of public education & solidarity with teachers who have been fired in retaliation for striking has really reached a boiling point.

[Laura 𖤐 Linkoneva @LauraLinkoneva]

jengi vissiin oikeesti luulee et jos päiväkodissa on seksuaalikasvatusta niin se meinaa et kolmevuotiaille opetetaan kamasutraa.