Michelle

Feministin. She/Her. Serienjunkie. Immer grumpy.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[terra @terrafically]

being an adult has me wondering why the hell my dad was always yelling at me

[Rom @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, musste er direkt vier Stunden in einem Wartezimmer rumsitzen, damit ihm der Arzt auf einem gelben Zettel bestätigt, dass er sich in ein ungeheures Ungeziefer verwandelt hat

[💛🍉Tyler Catastrophe🍉💛 @tylecatastrophe]

saw this on pinterest

[sandro @sandroaufdie1]

Ich brauche ne Krankschreibung bis Ende Merz

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

They're calling this the most American tweet of all time.

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Men’s biggest fear is to be treated like women 💀

[mena @zcahverse]

Minha relação com livros e séries ultimamente:

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

THISS

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

iCarly (2007)

[love drops @lovedropx]

me in therapy

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

youtube asked me if i’ve ever heard of coca cola and i clicked “no”

[Oberpleis @Chris_Schorch]

Jo WM war ganz nice aber wir hängen auf jeden Fall noch n paar Tage Staaten dran. Der Nick will in Brooklyn zu so nem Vintage Flohmarkt und Kai hat diesen Vinylladen im East Village aufm Zettel.

[Sabrina @NoBodyN0Crime13]

I thought that heatwave was bad but then I saw Germany playing in the World Cup