Alexis Perkins 🥔

surprisingly well adjusted. creative director. she/her.

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Jim asks Dwight how long COVID-19 will last:

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Going to the symphony tonight. Entering my Frasier Crane era

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

@famousteesha I hope they make another because it was so GOOD. I need more!

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Me: (*crying my eyes out at #TheGoldenBachelor *)
My cat: Would you feel better if you rubbed my tummy? I would feel better if you rubbed my tummy.

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

(*doesn’t feel like getting on highway*)
🎵Frontage roads, take me home
To the cats I left alone 😽

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Call me Franklin cuz I been jammin’

[Casey Perkins @cwperkins14]

Communist in the tweets, capitalist in the streets

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

After meeting a new friend…
Normal, acceptable: We should hang out some time.
Mysterious, vaguely threatening: We haven’t see the last of each other.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

same

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

I’m dressed cottage core for the club

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renal calculi also known as kidney stone cold stunners

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Gum drop in fur form

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

If anyone close to me ever gets murdered I’m going to have to be like hook my cats up to a lie detector, they know I was home

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

The thing that might get me to stop using isolation as a coping mechanism is the fear of someday needing an alibi

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Still only have but 1 wild & precious life but now with +1 more social media app! I got Threads is what I’m trying to say. https://t.co/F62tI79wQh

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

@JonPaz One time Casey said this about a friend of ours (not to her): “she perpetually dresses as if she’s on vacation at an all inclusive resort.” It’s the meanest thing I’ve ever heard him say 🙊

[Alexis Perkins 🥔 @MimmbleMimmble]

Turns out crime does pay, just not enough.

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Do you ever find a nook or cranny in your house that you never looked at before & realize how excited you are to clean it because what have the satisfying cleaning videos done to us??