Mimosas & Sleep

Die young, nap forever.

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Shut the fuck up McCarthy.

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Has anyone checked on @jonlovett lately? That hair has me concerned he’s gonna go full:

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Y’all. I’m working from home for the 4th week in a row. I’ve watched Moving Parts 4 times. Send help. Also, why is Little Sister such a great song @trixiemattel? Like. How dare you be so good?

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Listening to my husband and his coworkers work out a plan to engage ALL students during this shut down is honestly so great to hear. Our teachers are trying so hard to keep their kids on track.

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What us the point of ordering ahead if my food is NEVER ready when I get there?!

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@SenatorWagle is literal garbage.

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I am cackling. @PatMcAfeeShow is buttoned up to 11.

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@sickstickly RIGHT?! Ugh.

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Smoking at a Sonic should be illegal. 🤢🤢

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Yesssss!!!!!! Fuck off Donald go USA!!! @mPinoe

[Chitown Sass @chitownsass]

“My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared”

Y’all I am CACKLING and puttin this bitch in my amazon cart 😂

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Never forget that Megan Rapinoe, who scored two goals today, is the only white athlete to kneel during the national anthem in support of Colin Kaepernick. Plus she sued U.S. Soccer because of wage and gender discrimination.

She’s an absolute beast.

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I am sweating whiskey.

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If you’re gonna drive in the left lane, you’ll need to fucking DRIVE. Bitches

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@SkyKiller63 😂😂😂 I miss you my love.

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Like. I am oddly attracted to women that look like they could break me.

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@SkyKiller63 Oh sweet boy. A strong gust of wind could break you.

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@_vodkaqueen Why are you so fuckin perfect thooooooo?