Mind Flatulence

I like cars and bikes

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#bgt what a load of shite

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@AmandaHolden how the hell can you say a singing magician is corny and then start masturbating over that cheeseball ‘unity’ shite?

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@ReeceShearsmith just saw the pilot episode and was riveted. When is the first series of 3x3 airing?

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No #eurovision Please not #sweeden they were shit.
#israel ftw

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@ZoeTheBall love the breakfast show! But did you know that the 8:33 idea has been a thing for years by Rossi on greatest hits

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@richardosman @ingridoliver100 @adorleeweddings Who’s that bloke marrying your wife?

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Another flat night courtesy of #Strictly too much bean strumming and over enthusiastic scoring for Hamza, who was quite frankly, completely shite.

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@IssyPanayis That’s better. Real music from Foo Fighters

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@IssyPanayis Jesus Christ issy. What is this shite?

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Matt Hancock just said he ‘felt bad’. I didn’t realise that wheel of dick cheese knew what feelings were #ImACeleb

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#corrie is just cringe. It appears as though it is currently written by a focus group of 70+ year olds and acted by a BTEC drama group. It’s pathetic and so cringe.

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@mrchrisaddison You’re dressed as the bottom of the English Channel?

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@BBCOne why isn’t tonight’s strictly on the iplayer yet? I demand to know what is going on.

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Give the lips a rest Faye #messedup #LoveIsland

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Sort your lips out, inner tube face #faye #loveisland2021

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#ned no thanks. I’m nobody’s broccoli

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#LTU ftw!!!!

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Lol at Gru accepting an award in his orange hoodie. #despicableme #BritAwards2021

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Watching the ending of Line of Duty