Chase Christensen

Lover of the Miami Dolphins, Heat, Hurricanes and Seattle Mariners. Freelance Gynecologist.

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

We’ve got a @Chris1Johnson_ signed hat up for grabs 🐬✍️

RT for your chance to win!

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Giveaway time 👀

RT for your chance to win a signed mini helmet from @KadynProctor1!

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@JoeRobbie_ @Jason_Sarney The fact you believe it was Marino is enough for you to change your name to Chris Grier’s flashlight…

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@JoeRobbie_ Bro change your fuckin name. Because I could kick a ball 3 times to where Joe Robbie grew up in northern South Dakota and you still don’t even know what I’m talking about. Quit with the easy click bait name and normalize already without the fake narrative.

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@JoeRobbie_ Interesting topic given the name. Always found it interesting people thought my family was brain dead being dolphins fans from SE North Dakota. My family is and still is from 30 miles from where Joe Robbie grew up. We bleed aqua and orange.

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@WADDLEVILLE1682 @Hoeffel85 Preach you insane son of a bitch, preach!

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@KingOfPhinland “Business Decisions”

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@DavidFurones_ I understand the other side of the argument but I couldn’t agree more. Watching Achane take that carry then get stood up at the 1 made me really scratch my head. With the new kickoff rules the last thing I wanted to see was a fg. 30 seconds left the announcer (plenty of time)

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@RyanDivish Oh go bang a garbage can in solidarity you chubby fuck…

[Seattle Mariners ON Tap @MarinersONTap]

STREETS OF SEATTLE 🔥 @kitthawkins

LETS GO MARINERS

[Omar Kelly @OmarKelly]

Alright…..I laughed

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The emotions are high in Seattle

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@JimRussellSD Edgar Martinez with a double down the line

[Shannon Drayer @shannondrayer]

Ichiro makes the catch and flashes the “No Fly Zone.”

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@PhinsChris Literally had only earned his contract extension in back to back plays. Love that man but cool it with the flowers, christ…. He earned that contract but this year those two plays are basically our thank you.

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@FinsPhanatics Put another on the booooooaaaaard!

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@OmarKelly The most dolphins/jets shit that could happen is the jets end up rushing for 300 yards and lose 20-0

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@noswimzone @MiamiDolphins Anybody that needs to let it sink in and hasn’t noticed it is either shitfaced or not much of a football fan…

[Simply Seattle | Sports Gear and Hometown Pride @simplyseattle]

HE F***ING SAID IT AGAIN!!!

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@BreidenFehoko Tua DiarrheaAllOva