Not Jed York

these are the thoughts and Tweets I imagine the real Jed York wants to post but can't

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

In an effort to build a winning coach I'd like to hire someone like Jim Harbaugh. I wish could land a guy like that! #49ers #ChipKelly

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

I'd rather lose WITH CLASS than win with Jim Harbaugh who didn't care about $, ONLY cared about football & was mean to me. 😢#49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

How can people say #49ers football is boring? The game is exciting and high scoring every time our defense is on the field! #NOvsSF

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Trent Baalke assembled one of the worst rosters in the @NFL. Big deal! What do you guys want me to do, fire him?! Ha! #49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Sure our roster is terrible, and our new stadium is half empty, but at least we don't have that big meanie Harbaugh! #49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Look, mutually parting ways with Jim Harbaugh was the right decision. Can you imagine how bored of winning we would be right now?! #49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Colin Kaepernick is so used to sitting on the bench he didn't even know he was sitting during the National Anthem. Sorry for the confusion.

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

#49ers new slogan: We May Not Win But We're Swimming in Our Fan's Money! Yeah? No?

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

When I first met Trent Baalke I thought "I think I just met my future ex-GM". It was beautiful

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

@Joe_Fann Jerome Simpson is still the NFL?? Whyyyyyyy

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

No matter what anybody says #ChipKelly was our 1st choice all along. Which is why we brought Hue Jackson back for a 2nd interview. Wait...

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

#TrentBaalke ALWAYS keeps full personnel control! Why would we take that away from the guy that drafted AJ Jenkins in the 1st rd? #49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Ok #ChipKelly this is how it works. Trent Baalke gives you horrible talent to work with. You turn a turd in to gold or we mutually part ways

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

After a thorough search it turns out #ChipKelly is the only #NFL coach that can tolerate Trent Baalke for more than 5 minutes. #49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

What head coach wouldn't want to work for me? All I did was fire a guy that went to 3 straight NFC Championships & a Super Bowl. #49ers

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Only because he was the best part of our game today https://t.co/IQnDmx6rIn

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

RT to #NBAVote for @StephenCurry30! #DubTheVote

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Don't you #49ers fans like it better when you're surprised we win? Being expected to win makes winning boring! #49ersFaithful #NFL

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

@Ninerdan1 @JedYork #winningwithclass baby!! I told you guys I knew what I was doing when I mutually parted ways with Harbaugh!

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Woooooohooooo!!! #49ers win and move from the 4th pick to the 7th pick in the draft! Wait...

[Not Jed York @MindOfJedYork]

Even I want this #49ers game to end...