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☆Take your daughter off the auction block.
☆Take her to the auction.
#WomenHomeOwners
#15nerasAreThePast

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Friday! In Vegas!

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@SATXPolice Still behave as if there IS a serial killer. Don't let your guard down. (Me, talking to me out loud.)

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@dfranklin924 @noraneus You're right. Hopefully the state takes care of her for the rest of her life & these donations will help a tiny bit in easing the nightmare she'll be carrying. So sad.

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Aside from that other thing,sneezing is the best feeling EVER. Sneeze attacks are like WOW!

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So, weird. When you're with someone who is so close to the end of their days and you witness them experiencing those near death moments. It's tragically beautiful.

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@ChingonKitchen See everyone on the 10th! #IrmaRuiz #MindTwistComedy #GeorgeLopez

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On my way to NYC.

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Uber Driver Conversations.

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ISO audience members who want their tarot cards loosely read!!

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Hola! Come see ladies in bikinis and some funny people, including me, Stifler's Mom! I won't be wearing a bikini but the bartenders will be. Not sure about the male bartenders. That'd be weird.

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Hoop earrings and mask ear hoops don't work well together.

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I see ladies in masks touching all the damn tomatoes.

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I feel like God got drunk and is gonna wake up from a bad hang over all like, "Oh shit! The kids!"

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I wish my parents taught me Spanish mainly for the purpose of speaking it in public and getting the inevitable yell, "This is America! Speak English!"

I feel like this experience was robbed from me.

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#HOT8 Sunday at 6PM! Follow them...

Jay Whitecotton - @whitecotton
Abby Rosenquist - @abbyrosenquist
Tori Pool - @boripool
Chris Breakell - @breakellgarbage
Brendon Potter - @Pottsonfire
Irma Ruiz - @MindTwistComedy
Joey Smith - @thisisjoeysmith
Davey Jackson - @daveyjax

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@realDonaldTrump Go to sleep. Tell me in the morning.

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@BSWreport Thank youuuuu!!!

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I left the house. Yes, I did.