cortney🌽

ask your mother

[cortney🌽 @MindofCortney]

having people guess my middle name is officially my favorite thing

[film twt gains @FILMGAINS]

people irl are actually scared of horror movies to the point that they don't and won't watch any..

[cortney🌽 @MindofCortney]

thank you for dot 🙏🏻 @cdotcastro301

[✧ @cessonmute]

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

[Doctor Tom @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

[BeckyWithTheGoodHair | EDTWT @fentanlylacedwe]

IM CRYINGGG

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

This moment will last forever. What a beautiful way to say goodbye. Thank you Ozzy.

[jane @ijanedoll]

i tried laughing like a lady but there’s this
hyena inside of me

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i saw a girl on tiktok who said “accountability is so important to me. nobody’s perfect, but don’t try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match” felt this to the core.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

*casually puts out fire. Continues to boogie.* 🤣😭

[cortney🌽 @MindofCortney]

my hero

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

That's how you gotta do it 😭😭😭 hated customer service

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When you’re the most handsome of all the boys.. 😅

[cortney🌽 @MindofCortney]

cheesy potatoes breakfast lunch & dinner

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

At least he’s being honest