Elijah Stenner

Don’t cry because it’s over, but smile because it happened.

[Elijah Stenner @MindofaStenner]

@AGCHanaway @MiLB Tagging a completely unaffiliated league. Amazing how dumb you can be

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Bubblebathgirl And just to be clear any brother that wouldn’t fight for his sister is not a brother to me. Joey whatever his name is - is a weak little boy hiding behind a computer screen.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Sydney Fields @sydney_fields1]

Can’t stop thinking about this while watching the SEC Tournament

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons

[MLB @MLB]

Salvador Perez lifts off with a go-ahead three-run homer 👑

[Elijah Stenner @MindofaStenner]

@royalsminors

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[Elijah Stenner @MindofaStenner]

@maxmerrima94645 @royalsminors 100% agree

[Elijah Stenner @MindofaStenner]

@maxmerrima94645 @royalsminors Have Collin’s, India and Isbel all had protection? They all have multiple RBI’s and none are knocking the cover off the ball.

[Elijah Stenner @MindofaStenner]

@royalsminors 0 RBI and let’s put him in the 3 hole 🙄

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Salvy teaching Doug Eddings the bottom of the strike zone.

Over and Over and Over again.

But Eddings refuses to learn. 😂

[Jack Johnson @JohnyJ_15]

Grab a beer. Game 1 of 162.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Happy #OpeningDay. 🥲

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

@ShamsCharania Allen Iverson watching Darius Acuff ball out and get a Reebok deal right before his NBA rookie year

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Arkansas freshman star Darius Acuff Jr. has landed a signature shoe with Reebok, becoming the first NCAA men’s athlete to receive one from a major U.S. brand while still in college, Reebok’s head of basketball, Jide Osifeso, tells ESPN.

[David Marts @DavidMarts13]

LIFE WITH DARIUS ACUFF AS MY POINT GAURD

[Elijah Stenner @MindofaStenner]

@MLB @Topps Lifelong Royals fan, was at the K when he walked off Oakland in 2014WC