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[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Accurate representation of how school is going so far

[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Ordering food in the drive thru and then sitting in my car in the parking lot to eat is something that I do way too often

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

This isn't my first rodeo. it's my two hundred and sixth. fuckin love rodeos. season tickets, baby

[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Today @MadisonTurner98 and I spent an entire class listening to our Prof read HIS. OWN. GRAD. THESIS.

THE. WHOLE. THING.
ALL. OF. IT.
Like the thing was a book and he just read it to us.

[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Don't judge a guy by his jawline.

[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Happy Saturday- I almost hit my Film Criticism Professor with my car today

[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Sitting in Starbucks, listening to two 4th grade teachers talk smack about their students: "He threw A DESK at James. He just f***in chucked it across the room! Like you're only 10 years old stop throwing furniture."

[Rob @still713]

“I thought you were on a diet?”

Me: https://t.co/zDrtWQEjiY

[relatable @byreIatable]

i’d rather take a razor scooter to the ankle than tell the class a fun fact about myself

[nick @nickhansonMN]

it's all about the first person you wanna tell good news to

[PAAL🧠🤖 @MindsPaals]

Me last year: "I'm so excited to have a kitchen I'm going to cook all the time and make so much food"

Me this year: *has eaten a cold tortilla for dinner every day this week*