Mindy Kidney

I'm a Realtor at RE/MAX Results, Nacho snob, Flip-Flop wearer, and a super-fan of sarcasm. #realestate #omaha #KCChiefs #DetroitTigers #UFC #KCRoyals #goblue

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@ThunderBahl Maggie would like to challenge that accusation. She prides herself on being the master of sock theft.

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@kenpozek @TheBrokeAgent @ChipotleTweets Same

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@TheBrokeAgent Huh. I’m normally just behind the wheel of my car with a string of napkins from my glovebox across my lap. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@TheBrokeAgent Sex swing

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@ThunderBahl Have you tried kicking it?

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@ThunderBahl That’s NOT WHAT YOUR POST SAID!

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@ThunderBahl No one asked for that visual. 😂 any neighbors report the nude guy running down the street?

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@raj_lulla Saw this yesterday and have been giggling ever since. But also, 😳

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@ThunderBahl Not gonna lie. There are days I REALLY think if I didn’t live with my spouse, I’d love him more cuz I wouldn’t have to deal with his mess.

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@ThunderBahl I thought Tebow was playing again?

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@ThunderBahl Yaaaay! I don’t have to pay taxes anymore!

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@figureoutmylife As a non-mother, I get a ton of unsolicited opinions on why I should have kids. It’s pretty special. I’ve stopped being polite when strangers do it. 😊

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@ThunderBahl It’s cold out here! Stay home!

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@figureoutmylife But... for real... toooootally worth the time

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@figureoutmylife (Thanks to @ThunderBahl for the idea MANY moons ago)

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@figureoutmylife And if for some weird reason you don’t use up all the champagne in margaritas... champagne risotto is 🔥🔥

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@GreysABC To die?

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@ThunderBahl Sometimes dogs will fake limp for extra sympathy/snuggles/snacks. Or maybe that’s just basset hounds 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@ThunderBahl Made chili this week and it’s been delish!!!