Minette Nelson

Writer/Producer/Noodge

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@tashcoug I’m in CT but will donate to her rescue. Any word?

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@maggieNYT Not her worst decision either.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Just to be clear fuck you @tedcruz you fucking baby killer.

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@VancityReynolds It’s so #BettyWhite to die on New Years Eve

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@chrislhayes “Only the little people pay taxes.” - Leona Helmsley, shortly before she went to jail

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

Sir Darius's PAW-SOME Mission https://t.co/q8vaApq0WR

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

What’s going on in Texas is what happens in a one party state where every single statewide politician has no professional skills beyond stoking culture war bullshit every day so they didn’t winterize its generation sources the last time this happened https://t.co/kb3cubCLbY

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@mindykaling I am not a cat, but I play one on Zoom

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@kristinapet We’re all “allowed to believe things that aren’t true.” We choose not to. The ability to sift out ridiculous untruths is a low threshold for serving in Congress. @mtgreenee is a bargain basement provocateur

[House Judiciary Dems @HouseJudiciary]

The Senate must convict Donald Trump and defend our democracy.

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@ProjectLincoln @DonaldJTrumpJr Don Jr is just the ventriloquist’s dummy. When he speaks we can see his dad’s lips moving

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

@GretaThunberg 🔥 Well played.

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@AprilDRyan Biden calls for a memorial to honor the 400K lost to Covid. Trump calls for a 21 gun salute to honor himself.

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@cmclymer Linsey Graham will do Trump’s bidding forever.

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@JohnJHarwood Pompeo was ghosted by a country the size of #RhodeIsland

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Congrats to Covid-19 on its championship win.

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@TheRickWilson @NewAbnormalPod Shoot them cuss words straight into my veins

[Minette Nelson @MinetteNelson]

@KellyannePolls From the woman who coined the term “alternative facts”