Owen

smart and hot not cringe

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

Im a veteran, a husband, a father, and most of all a lana del rey fan

[Hi fatty @sunsetdial]

Clairo looking uncomfortable

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

@notdanielmo People in Buffalo think they're the first ones to think of sauce

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

Being in your late 20s is all about changing the game

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

So I wrote a memoir

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[nel @silicanel]

ooooh regardez moi je suis Max je suis dans Geese et je suis le meilleur batteur de ma g et j’ai une baddie de brooklyn à mon bras…. petit con

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

@King0Lobsters @Foz89107323 Stolen valor ass 22 year old

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

@meritech2 @Foz89107323 @DrewPavlou Ur broke lmao!! 😂😂

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Jake Sully every time he sees Quaritch:

[Avatar 3: Fire and Ash @avatar3news]

Retweet this if you want to see the extended cut of AVATAR: FIRE & ASH.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Neytiri, Kiri, Quaritch, Payakan, Spider, Lo’ak, Tuk. I know these names better than my own family

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

Twisted off the Pandora Molly this shit ain't nothin to me man

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

The haters lost man this is the greatest white boy of the 21st Century

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

@MissSassbox Get off your couch and go to the movies loser

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

This guys sources always hilarious. According to this graph I made that represents # of machete attacks over the last three years, compared by city instead of time, things are getting really bad.

[Austin Justice @AustinJustice]

AUSTIN’S machete problem is now routine.

For four straight years, people across the city have been hacked, slashed, and nearly killed with machetes — in parks, at bus stops, taco trucks, even luxury hotels.

If someone’s pacing, muttering, or yelling at the air — don’t turn your back. Too many machete victims did.

• Apr 18 2022 — Man walking his dog near Elmont Dr. & Pleasant Valley Rd. attacked with a machete; serious arm wound.
• Apr 21 2022 — Body found in South Austin woods (off E. Stassney Ln.); victim had multiple head/chop wounds from a machete.
• Aug 21 2023 — Security guard at the Austin Proper Hotel (W. 2nd St) slashed with a machete; life-threatening arm injury.
• Jan 9 2024 — 19-yr-old Seth Gott attacked on the trail near Auditorium Shores; severe head/hand wounds.
• Mar 29 2024 — Two people attacked with a machete near ~1800 W. Ben White Blvd (South Austin); both hospitalized.
• Apr 5 2025 — At a taco-truck on E. Oltorf in South Austin: man swung a machete at an employee.
• Jun 28 2025 — At a Northeast Austin bus stop (Norwood Park Blvd): man suffered a 4-inch laceration to his left hand after being struck with a machete.
• Oct 20 2025 — Fight near Cesar Chavez & Lavaca (Downtown Austin) involving a machete; two hospitalized.

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

In El dormitorio

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

Apparently not ok if a girl asks "what are you into" and you say chefs special

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

@rickiestspanish I'll give u one later

[Owen @MiniCooperOwner]

@rickiestspanish U coulda had a zyn

[blakes videos @freebuddyduress]

Obaa ghetto pat bob vaping