emmie! 🎃☕️

I am a bunny who has a library card. CR: Katie Cicatelli-Kuc’s PUMPKIN SPICE & EVERYTHING NICE #booktwt #Sabrehood (she/her)

[Dani @taxheavenirl]

if you don’t like tofu it’s because the tofu knows you have a hateful soul

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Somewhere in the ocean, there is an octopus with the same birthday as you

[emmie! 🎃☕️ @MiniMeowBooks]

@vivibnni Swablu

[Ari ✨🏳️‍🌈 @hydrattan]

(laughing, wiping tears from eyes) He really does...

[hounddog @sazifide]

your email found me. it knows where i am. im so fucking scared

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

two.... two sauce...

[Delphine @grandebougie]

Quand j avais 4 ans je me suis blessée aux 2 genoux en tombant de velo.
Comme il n y avait pas twiiter je vous le dis maintenant.

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Overheard in Austin:

“I think that guy is listening to our conversation”

[Homer Cat @HomerKatzen]

I was cleaning my foots and Dad interrupted me for a photo. 😾

[Ivan ♱ @ivangxrcia]

can i come over and open all ur cabinets and look inside them

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

DO NOT look at my calculator history

[sk @onlyskp1]

Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

more like republican’t amirite

[Joshua D Phillips @JoshPhillipsPhD]

“Every minute can be an eternity of happiness.”

Dostoevsky

[emmie! 🎃☕️ @MiniMeowBooks]

@blackspurgoods one day I was on a walk and I found a $2 bill and the wild part is it was a fake prop one and said “for motion picture purposes only”. If you think that’s cool I’ll be happy to send it to you if I find where it is!!! If you only collect real ones then I won’t look for it hehe

[Cat @CatInShambles]

human called me "baby" in front of guests. my reputation is gone

[bug girl @buggirl]

the girls should start a cute trend called if u see someone using ai in public we throw big rocks at them

[bad ghrl bri bri @chinchlady701]

i love how my work made all the employee's little turkeys for thanksgiving but made me a corn since i'm vegan lmao

[emmie! 🎃☕️ @MiniMeowBooks]

Saving this for when I become an art professor

[Kipper @Spooky_Spruce]

tomato soup is good when ur sick because it's red and the sick is green, complimentary colours