BigScrimples

Scrimpin ain't easy

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I promise you want your car to be a little bit percent computer

[iza @izamamaa]

now wait a minute

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

It's funnier if you read "gay" as pejorative

[mel @melflower_art]

coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[ursi ✰ @777ursula]

I’m not sure if I can handle this.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

South Koreans getting pregnant is almost as big a deal as Pandas breeding in captivity

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

the next democratic president right after being sworn in:

[Call of Duty Zombies Fan Omega Shenron @RealOmegaShenny]

Notice how he's using the M14 instead of the Olympia?

[Rap Wikipedia @RapWikip]

7 years ago today…

Unknown P — Fire In The Booth Freestyle (2019)

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Birdman and Lil Wayne 2006

[BigScrimples @MiniScrimples]

@JoelSchamber @Americasdumblol @hutchinson You’re fat and broke

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

She's going to move to Miami and in 10 years, she's going to tweet: “the people of Argentina yearn to be free” about how the US should bomb her grandma's house

[Rooflemonger 🦍🦧🐵 @ Summer Game Fest @Rooflemonger]

man this automatic translate feature sure is something huh

[wyatt @gorilla_rape]

hey man im just wondering why are you still tweeting on this platform , or frankly alive , after court documents show you admitted to your wife you molested a 16 year old boy as a youth pastor

[Fintwit Capital @fan_fintwit]

Candace Owens right now

https://t.co/0CyKQMqXDP

[Flo ⚝ @lilfloo]

yall not gon pull dis mandela effect shit on me he definitely sounded like a dying goat wit asthma