Sara Penny

WSU 🌾 | KSU 🍎 | BHHS 🏡

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

@baevid_wines 😂😂😂

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

My brother just picked up a box of tampons and said “this only lasts one period!? The pink tax-death to America” @theTKELL

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

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[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Every time I get a super intense protein drink all I can think of is the Gut Milk from @OnlyMurdersHulu and now I’m unwell

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Today someone thought it was a good idea to bring up the topic of getting away from the use of gas vehicles. Oooh girl. Not going to make that mistake again, are we?

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

“I had to suffer so you have to suffer too”

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

I always feel like Ms. Frizzle when I’m in a car wash

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

@Spro_Mami_PhD I am so in love with this. I had a conversation with two people who said they really enjoyed reading and I explained how fascinating existentialism and Kafka’s work is and they had absolutely no idea what I was talking about or why someone would be interested in existentialism 🙃

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Erinn has started doing this thing when I try to kiss her and she swipes her nose on my nose and yells “swiper NOSE swiping!”

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Was I rude to the person who, without warning, showed me a picture while I was eating breakfast of someone’s nasty, bloody finger after it got bit by a dog? Yes.

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Loving words from my wife as I walked around the house this morning - “you’re a single gal stampede” 🥰😅

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

I know everyone else is tired of the rain but for me…it feels like my soul is taking the deepest, sweetest breath.

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

The amount of people who don’t give a damn about expiration dates on food absolutely baffles me

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

PSA: if you get on the elevator with someone and re-click the floor button that’s ALREADY lit up then you’re officially annoying

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

I’ve started kindly confronting/correcting people immediately after they say something disrespectful to me. I no longer have the emotional capacity to consistently put other people’s comfort above respecting myself. Here’s to finally being on my own team 🙌🏼

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Today someone said I give off a real lipstick lesbian vibe 😂

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

“Of course it’s happening inside your head. But why on earth should that mean it’s not real?”

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

Okay hear me out - Easy On Me by Adele but instead of it being about a significant other make it about familial obligations/relationships

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

@ErinRNapier Love Actually - favorite movie ever!

[Sara Penny @Mini_Kell]

I waited for an elevator for multiple minutes before realizing I didn’t press the button 😅 so that’s my day in a nutshell