Meenal Saxena

Happy lil' Nugget

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

@JaimeMendoza22

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

Telecaller: I have a great business opportunity for you.
Daisy Shah: Our business is our business, none of your business!
*hangs up*
#race3

[Meghna Pant @MeghnaPant]

Now that it's finally released let's take a look at what #Padmaavat has taught us:
1. Movie titles can be masculine but not feminine
2. Women can self-immolate but not love
3. Fictitious women can be fought for but not real ones
Thank you #KarniSena for showing us the real India

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

Him (whispers softly): My body is all yours tonight
Me: *steals kidney and runs away*

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

HBO called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains,Mother of Dragons,Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photoshoot.I said probably is no good and took a pass.Thanks anyway https://t.co/BphEiII6eL

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Ian Alda @IanAlda]

They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change deniers

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

I am surprised at how Facebook hasn't yet introduced a "Mark safe" option for all #JabHarryMetSejal victims

[Crazy™ @crazylifefacts_]

I am Buttercup

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

@savio1992 Hey! Am good..how about you?

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

The guy at Baskin Robbins kept 3 extra spoons with the family pack of Belgian Bliss ice-cream I just bought thinking I am gonna share. Lol.

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

When you don't get a reply back; so, you text the person "Hey! Am off to sleep, good night!" and still don't get a reply back. 😑

[Kodzo 'fixit'📡🔭🛠️🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @kojofixit]

I am Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the An..
Lyanna Mormont: I've Heard all your names,What do you want? #GameofThrones

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

The things that I have done in 2016 so far is more like a list of "what the hell was I thinking". 😐

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

When Siri "Humanzones" you 😔

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

Step 1 - Ask Siri to change your nickname to "My dear girlfriend".
Step 2 - Feel good about your life.

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

You know your life sucks when the only #friends you got are Season 1 to 10.

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

When you look so #ugly that the auto-focus feature of your #camera fails to recognise your #face! -_-

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

If only I could lose #weight as easily as I lose #hope!

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

These "animals or food items" posts are so screwed up!
Yesterday, I looked at a very cute #puppy and said, "Aww...how delicious!"

[Meenal Saxena @Mini_Saxena]

What do you call a #cat who purrs everyday while drinking milk?
Catpurry Dailymilk