Patrick

frend 😯

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!

[Professor M @femfederation]

And people have the audacity to say bitch isn’t a slur

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

i’m so pro men getting wigs and hair pieces like i’m under no illusions that the standards for women will drop any time soon so might as well make men put in a. fraction of the effort we expect from women

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Controversial take, I think men’s obsession with women being hairless sits uncomfortably close to pedophilia. The cultural obsession men have with a completely hairless female body deserves scrutiny.

[Patrick @Minifezz]

Finally learning the worm as 24yr old man and only now do I feel my adult life is starting to begin

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

One of the greatest joys of being a boyfriend is that you get to go on fetch quests. Yea, I CAN get that for you

[Poob @PapaPoob]

Cows be like “eat more chicken!!!”
chicken be like “oh shit.. um hey you guys ever heard of fish?”
Like and share if you get it. Ignore and the devil will torture you for an eternity

[clementine🍊 @SpaceCowboy505]

sometimes i feel bad for noticing that someone is stupid, it feels like when i accidentally see someone getting dressed or peeing, im so sorry i didn’t mean to notice that

[clementine🍊 @SpaceCowboy505]

was just in the grocery store farting up a storm full volume i don’t give a fuck i’m free

[Patrick @Minifezz]

@SpaceCowboy505 Wish the light fairy came to my place, always wake up to the lights on and the back door wide open 😞
The dog still manages to poo in the house too

[Patrick @Minifezz]

https://t.co/MXp9fiT6gX

[geo @itsmorningnow]

i listen to rock dj but then rock dj ends and another song comes on and i miss rock dj so i listen to rock dj but then rock dj ends and another song comes on and i miss rock dj so i

[bug girl @buggirl]

something about conservatives smoking weed makes me so mad idk…. put that down bitch u don’t deserve it

[ханжа @lokvnt]

do it for robbie williams’s nanna

[Max 🦊 @MaximusBonny]

GOOD EVENING KNEBWORTH MY NAME IS ROBBIE WILLIAMS THIS IS MY BAND AND FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS YOUR ASS IS MINE 🗣️🗣️🗣️